Todays Dinner:
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth……………..WHY? because his doctor advised him“Todays dinner shouldbe light
Horses and Sardars:
There were two sardars, Zail Singh & Jarnail Singh.Both of them bought a horse each. “How will we know which is your & which is mine?” asked Zail. ”Easy” repliedJarnail. “I’ll cut mine’s tail,yours will be the one with tail” This was heard by a few boys ,they cut the other’s tail too.Next morning the confusion continued. “Don’t worry “retorted Jarnail.“I’ll tie a bell around its neck; yours will be the one without the bell.” The boys heard this also & cut the bell. The next day, Zail got frustrated & said “Okay now the last criterion, white will be yours & black will be mine
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